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Awkward Turtle Moments... PDF Print E-mail
Written by Vaughan Smith   
Tuesday, 09 March 2010 17:15
hello I am a TURTLE
Gosh I love a good awkward moment as much as the next guy, but generally I like it from a distance that will discount my actual personal involvement in aforementioned awkwardness and/or witness it through a TV screen or the retelling of a tale. Well my friends... prepare for awkward turtle overload, it’s like a megawkwardasaurus rexiturtle.

I was recently engaging in a beverage with some chums when one piped up with a story regarding a workmate selling their old cellular telephone on Trademe. The seller, let’s call her Selina Seller, was hoping for maybe $20 from a person that wanted the cellphone for some sort of cellphone based experimentation and was pleasantly surprised when the cellphone started to gather a bit of pace in the online auction house.   

Selina Seller must have at this stage thought -

“Have I a rare model of 2006 phone? I can’t have... Let the auction proceed!”
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doritos. yes, a giant wooden crate of DORITOS! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Shahlin Graves   
Tuesday, 09 March 2010 14:25
Doritos

LISTENING TO: 'Wet Hot American Summer' - COBRA STARSHIP, 'Stay' - NICK JONAS AND THE ADMINISTRATION, 'Constantly' - MOLLY MARLETTE, 'Don't Waste Your Love On Me' - THIS IS IVY LEAGUE.

YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO, IF YOU...
are extraordinarily happy about the fact that DORITOS will be available in supermarkets nation-wide from Monday, March 15th! Now, I just need pop-tarts, ice-cream cake, capri-sun and Percy Pigs and I will be the happiest girl that ever lived. Thank you BEAT PR for the snacks! x
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JURY and the SAUSAGES PDF Print E-mail
Written by Sacha Young   
Thursday, 04 March 2010 21:50

Paramore. Tonight. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hayleys voice is perfect live. PERFECT.


Paramore

 

I will leave you with my favourite quote of the night...


"Get your sausages UP!"- Jesse from Jury and The Saints


[and that is all i have to say. for now.]

 
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