I am insanely immature and thus, I find things like the following... absolutely hilarious. Thank you Alt Report for your wonderful writings on Noah Lennox's (of Animal Collective and Panda Bear fame) new-born son.

U r the chosen 1

Listen 2 ur father

he is wise

and knows the ways of the buzzosphere

1 day u will fulfill

the prophecy

The Panda Bear Jr Prophecy

1 day

U will get an 11 on Pitchfork

conquering ur father’s unbeatable 10.5

on his ‘Person Pitch’ reissue

U r the chosen bro

Pandy Jr."

P.S. You can read my 2009 interview with Noah Lennox HERE.

While we're at it, watch Noah dancing to AMG's 'Bitch Betta Have My Money'...