Who needs Google when you have COMPUTERS WANT ME DEAD?

Written by Shahlin Graves

Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:23

Thanks to COMPUTERS WANT ME DEAD, last night I learnt that:
- if you want to learn how to fly, all you gotta do is put on a Super Saiyan face and channel your inner vampire.
- eating lots of starbursts will totally stop the sky from raining.
- Momotea is probably the only place you are going to find open at 11pm in town, after having walked around endlessly in errr circles.
- dark and deserted alleyways are actually a lot safer than I would've ever thought.
- sleep is for the weak. Man up! Or, just eat a lot of chips and spill some beer on the ground.

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