| FIGHT INSOMNIA. AND WIN! |
| Written by COUP DE MAIN |
| Tuesday, 24 November 2009 11:43 |
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SOMETHING IS BREWING. SOMETHING THIS WAY COMES. SOMETHING IS BEING ANNOUNCED AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. We are the generation of little, if any sleep... This is a problem in those times when you need to be awake during the day. Hello work. Hello school. Hello exams! Oh all-nighters. Today and tonight is one date, that will do you endless good to stay awake until midnight! Coup De Main will be updating this page every hour or so, at even closer intervals towards midnight, with our top twelve ways to fight insomnia. At midnight we have a wonderful announcement to share with you - and it's the most brilliant thirteenth way to combat insomnia this side of the Universe. COUP DE MAIN'S 'HOW TO FIGHT INSOMNIA'... #1 Wear a helmet to bed so that you are protected from nightmares.
#2 Sleep in a bath tub with floating fishy friends. #3 Write your own lullaby and sing it nine times. #4 Surround your bed with night-lights at all compass corners. #5 Cup your hands together to your ears to hear a lulling seaside song. #6 Chairs are comfy to curl up on - your favourite pet agrees! #7 Play tug-of-war with your (invisible) friend. You'll go to bed feeling like a champ without all the (visible) tiredness. #8 Prank call your parents or flatmates. They will be so furious they will take your home-phone off the hook- no more nightly distractions! #9 DREAMCATCHERS. Hey. If they're good enough for the Quileute wolf-pack... #10 Freeze yourself into an ice-block. At least you won't be conscious. #11 Good things happen on porches. Good things like naps, snoozing and ZZZ's... #12 Fold a paper heart for every thought that you're awake. It's never too early to make Valentine's Day cards. Productiveness induces sleepiness. ... and the thirteenth way to fight insomnia? It's elementary my dear Watson; let OWL CITY's latest album 'Ocean Eyes' sweep you off to sweet dreams because OWL CITY WILL BE SUPPORTING COBRA STARSHIP ON THE AUCKLAND DATE OF THEIR NEW ZEALAND TOUR!
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